Carrie - Samantha likes the guy, Samantha likes the guy.
Sam - I do not.
Charlote - you do, you do, or you would tell us all the dirty details...
Miranda - oh my god, we gonna have to ice skate home, hell just froze over
Sam - ok, you want details...ok. He has got the most perfect dick I have ever seen. Long, pink, amazing. It's dickalicious!!!

Como explicar-lhes...?

Stanford: How can they just assume I am gay?!

Miranda - A couple of dangling glands has nothing to do with making somebody a man.
Samantha - She's right. I once went out with this guy with the biggest balls I've ever seen: complete pussy.
Aidan - How big?
Samantha - Huge... I could barely fit one in my mouth...
Carrie - Welcome to my world.

Samantha - what is it about the weekends now? I swear for god, every guy I fucked since memorial day wnats to know what I'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. My weekends are for meeting new guys, so I don't have to keep fucking the old ones.

What the world needs

Charlotte: Miranda has a son!

Samantha: That’s just what the world needs…another man.

(Miranda) - yeah, it was good except he kind of... licked my but...
(Samantha) - be especific... you mean the cheeks or...
(Miranda) - It was more localized than that.
(Carrie) - Wait... are we talking about analingus?
(Miranda) - And I thought it was weird... it's weird, right? I mean, are we doing this now?
(Samantha) - weel, if the guy is willing, why not?
(Miranda) - Anyone other than Samantha?
(Charllote) - Weel, Trey likes to do it.
(Miranda) - Ok, i'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charllote is open to this.
(Samantha) - There's something happening with men and the ass.
...
(carrie) - How did this happened? How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
(Miranda) - I bet there's a loud mouth guy that found some woman who loved it and told everybody "women love this".
(Carrie) - Who is this guy?
(Miranda) - Who's the woman who loved it?
(Samantha) - Well, don't knocked it until you try it.
(Carrie) - Bingo.
...
(Miranda) - But then, do I have to reciprocal?
(Samantha) - No, I would never do it back to them.
(Miranda) - Neither I.
(Carrie) - Me neither.
(Charllote) - You wouldn't?

- Sorry about that.
- About talking on the phone or about staring at my nipples?