Adventures on a Train to L.A.

Carrie: And... Wait! We shower under the toilet?!
Samantha: I'm starting to understand why there was a murder on the Orient Express...
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Samantha: Did you notice that everytime we stop, more good-looking people get off and more ugly people get on? This train goes to Uglyland!
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Waiter: What can I get you M'am?
Samantha: A martini and a plain.
Carrie: And suddenly we went from "Some Like it Hot" to "Some Like Us Not"...