the first quote

Sam - I'm dating a guy, with the funkiest tasting spunk!
Charlotte leaves the room running:
Miranda - And she´s never coming back!
(...)
Sam - Have you ever had this problem?
Miranda - Not really, but I have to admit it's never exactlly been like a trip to baskin robins.
(...)
Miranda - You know, if the whole come situation were reverse, do you think that man would even get anywhere near the stuff?
Sam - Well, maybe, if it tastes like beer!