Sam: Hi, I'm Samantha. I'll be your waitress tonight. And when you're a waitress, you must be aware that the costumer always comes first.

Maturity

Carrie: The truth is I was dying to sleep with him. But isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity?

Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single-digits anymore.


Miranda: I have dreamed of being alone with this magazine for so long.
Carrie: I love that The New Yorker is your porn.

Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: Oh, that isn't true. You've had sex with a lot of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know.

do episódio de hoje

Charlotte: No, I don't wanna date him. He's not very...attractive.
Anthony: Ugly sex is hot.
Charlotte: He sweats, I don't even like him. No, no, I could never date him. But maybe just for the sex. How does it work exactly?
Anthony: You have to be very clear about the rules. No talking, just sex talk - fuck me and get out.
Charlotte: Isn't that rude?

the first quote

Sam - I'm dating a guy, with the funkiest tasting spunk!
Charlotte leaves the room running:
Miranda - And she´s never coming back!
(...)
Sam - Have you ever had this problem?
Miranda - Not really, but I have to admit it's never exactlly been like a trip to baskin robins.
(...)
Miranda - You know, if the whole come situation were reverse, do you think that man would even get anywhere near the stuff?
Sam - Well, maybe, if it tastes like beer!